I'm Evil.

I Hate Disney

Cinderella And Bambi 

I Hate Sleeping Beauty 

And Sour Patch Candy 

I Do Not Like Dolphins

Or Anything Sweet

I Hate Bacon And Donuts 

And Small Baby Feet

I Want To Burn “The Notebook”

And Fire The Actors

And Kidnap Lance Armstrong 

And Feed Him To Raptors

I Hate Harry Potter

And This New Twilight Saga

I Hate Laguna Beach 

And Fuck Lady Gaga 

I Don’t Hate Everything

There are Some Things I Like

But That’s No Fun To Talk About

And That’s No Fun To Write.