There are a couple of trends that have been taking over the internet for a while now, both of which people find extremely funny, or at least funny enough to copy and paste all over Facebook. Texts From Last Night and Dear Blank Please Blank are the two abominations on every average persons Facebook page right now. Some people even rely on Texts From Last Night to keep their friendship alive. Back and forth, these "friends" just post other peoples texts on the other ones wall about blow jobs and tequila and giving blow jobs to bottles of tequila and giving tequila to girls giving blow jobs. After searching the website to see what the craze is all about, I can only come to one conclusion; All the men who are gay and all the women who are heterosexual should stay that way, because from the looks of it, every female sending messages in to TextsFromLastNight.com are addicted to either alcohol, semen, bathroom sex or a combination of the three.
-Some examples of the types of texts that I think represent the website and the people who think they're funny.(212):
The boys lacrosse roster just went up...now we can see who we had sex with.
(814): He's got a wife and three kids, but I'm into being that mistake.
(512): I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety before we had sex.
Dear Blank Please Blank is much different than Texts From Last Night but kind of like its nerdy sibling. People write fake letters addressed to fake people/things. Sometimes it's a person pretending to be an inanimate object writing to another inanimate object. Sometimes, its someone complaining about the amount of homework they have to complete for their teacher, but not really...because, ITS A FAKE LETTER.
-Some examples of Dear Blank Please Blank
Dear tennis, what should be name the kid? I was thinking Badminton.
Sincerely, volleyball.
Dear rug, I love the way you lie.
Sincerely, floor.
Dear pi, You're increasing my radius.
Sincerely, fat honours math student.
Dear tennis, what should be name the kid? I was thinking Badminton.
Sincerely, volleyball.
Dear rug, I love the way you lie.
Sincerely, floor.
Dear pi, You're increasing my radius.
Sincerely, fat honours math student.
DEAR DEAR BLANK PLEASE BLANK,
STOP.
SINCERELY, DOMINIQUE TUREK
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